Some MLS listings have to be admired for their creative turd polishing. A case in point:
“Excellent condition, clean and move in ready! This amazing 3 bed, 2 bath Single Family Home is conveniently located within the metro area. Yes, it’s tucked away so well in a Cul-De-Sac that you’d never guess it’s there! In fact, I’m sure you’ve passed by many times without knowing it! Well landscaped yard surrounding the home, split A/C’s and dual pane windows throughout the entire home! Must See!”
Wow! Let’s search for a satellite view and see what we find…
Why yes, I believe I have passed by…along with a million other people in the last week.
The photos for the listing do an equally great job of avoiding the obvious too.