The Next Internet Metric

Now that there will soon be phones able to track user eye movements I’ve come up with the best internet user metric yet. Visual Attention Path Onset Reckoning (VAPOR). It is the total visual path in pixels/average pixels per character/unit of time.

It’s far better than clicks, visits or time spent on a site since clicks are easily faked and time doesn’t tell you whether a user was actively engaged or so stoned out of their gourd they haven’t blinked in three days (a big problem with Facebook’s numbers).

Best of all it’s not based on revenue or profits so it will support fantastiginormolicious valuations. Don’t miss this opportunity to fleece more sheep than New Zealand! Contact me now to discuss licensing fees.




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